Anaconda

So, there’s this gang of friends who are freaking out about hitting middle age. To cope, they decide to remake an old movie they loved as kids. Sounds easy enough, right? Not quite.

Doug and Griff, who’ve been buddies since forever, are the masterminds here. Played by Jack Black and Paul Rudd—seriously funny duo—they’ve always wanted to redo “Anaconda,” that wild jungle flick from back in the day. But once that midlife crisis hits harder than expected, they say “Why not?” and pack their bags for the Amazon.

But hold up—instead of just playing make-believe in the jungle, things get real when an actual massive snake crashes their project. What started off as a fun throwback suddenly becomes a terrifying survival game. They’re excited about shooting this love-it-or-hate-it film… if it doesn’t end up being the last thing they ever do! Madness with these guys never looked so snake-tacularly risky!